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Dan Abbate: The Founder Who Built a Fund in Funny Pants

If you landed here expecting pinstripes and pie charts, you might be wondering what the heck is going on. Purple sunglasses. Quirky outfits.

Dan Abbate: The Founder Who Built a Fund in Funny Pants

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